So. I'm back.
Let's all just accept the fact that you'll never get to know how 2012 turned out. Let's just say that it was an exciting year, so much so that afterwards I needed to settle down for a bit. Maybe some day I'll post some pictures from the end of my career as an English tutor in Italy, but for now I can't be bothered.
I actually have something more interesting for you.
Stay tuned.