27 December 2010

so if you really love christmas

"Grita todo que quieras, mini-cartero. Ningunes de tus amigos carteros podran oirte."
-'Up' (in Spanish)

Last week, when I made Mexican food for dinner (with Teen Vogue on tortilla duty), I was informed that David Hasselhoff can't eat peppers, mushrooms, or cilantro.

Sir, if your lady specially requests Mexican food for a family dinner, knowing full well that you can't eat PEPPERS or CILANTRO, maybe you should reevaluate things. You have surely amassed a large fortune in the cheese-making business, and her willingness to poison you (or maybe just give you heartburn) is a sure sign that she may be a trifler.

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